Statuses & Quotes Collection!!

Looking for funny, cool, crazy or silly status updates to shuffle? Your search ends in our app. Completely Offline and FREE app with collection of 5000 funny, cute and amazing statuses for all occasions.

Make your latest status messages unique everyday with our new best statuses for all occasions. Stop searching websites for funny status quotes, you can choose the best status shuffle quotes from our huge collection of awesome funny status and quotes. Update the best love status and quotes every day for your profile, if you are romantic.

App Highlights:

* Have a good hearty laughter from our funny status updates and crazy jokes status messages.

* Use the lovely birthday status texts or new friendship quotes to revive your beautiful friendship.

* Broken heart messages are most used during betrayal by love.

* Update cute good morning & good night status messages.

* Convey hurt for a selfish and rude insult you ever made via our sorry status quotes.

* Sad status quotes are to express emotional sad status about love. Sad shayri status conveys the hurt and pain.

* Romantic missing you messages has the power to take one towards his/her love. Express your innermost romantic feelings with the best romantic status messages for android phones.

* Share a new status or cool quote always to impress your friends.

Application Features:

- FREE to download.

- Offine app; works without internet.

- 5000+ of best, clever, funny & witty sayings, statuses and quotes.

- Share these Statuses, quotes and sayings via SMS texts, facebook, whatsapp or social media.

- Explore our interesting, cheerful, inspirational, casual, funny and creative status messages for maximum fun!

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应用要点：

*从我们的有趣的状态更新和疯狂的笑话状态消息的好爽朗的笑声。

*使用漂亮的生日地位的文本或友谊的新报价，恢复你的美好友谊。

背叛爱情过程中最常用的*破心脏的消息。

*更新可爱的早安和晚安的状态信息。

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*浪漫想念你的邮件必须采取一对他/她的爱的力量。表达你内心的浪漫情怀与Android手机中最浪漫的状态信息。

*分享一个新的状态，或酷报价总是打动你的朋友。

应用特点：

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- 仿射性质的应用程序;工作没有互联网。

最好，聪明，风趣和诙谐的说法，状态和报价5000 + - 。

- 通过手机短信文本，脸谱，WhatsApp的或社交媒体分享这些状态，报价和谚语。

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